This is a new, ongoing meter of the cantankerosity rating of the members of CUTwC. The results may be used in future variants of Famous Winkers Cards.
You may or may not be pleased to know that there is a new CUTwC trophy for this, which will be presented (my superiors and the benefactor permitting) at the Relle. Please ensure your votes reach me before then.
To contribute, please email me with your version of the following list, in order of decreasing cantankerousness. The least cantankerous on your list will score no points, with the contribution increasing by one for each person on the list. Please indicate ties, if you feel you must - their contribution will be averaged. Only one vote per member of CUTwC voting please, and if you don't vote with a full list then anyone not mentioned gets no points. You should vote for yourself.
If I've missed anyone obvious off this list, please let me know, and I'll drink a fine. It's supposed to reflect vaguely current CUTwC members (i.e. those who have appeared at "CUTwC events" in the last few months).
Obviously, being the most cantankerous person in CUTwC is a great honour. No doubt we'll try to find a trophy for it, so everyone remember to rant at your next available opportunity.
| Position | Score | Name |
|---|---|---|
| 1 | 174 | Rupert Thompson |
| 2 | 168 | Patrick Barrrie |
| 3 | 167 | Tim Hunt |
| 4 | 153 | Stew Sage |
| 5 | 131 | Matthew Fayers |
| 6= | 117 | Patrick Driscoll |
| 6= | 117 | Phil Carmody |
| 8 | 113 | Chris Abram |
| 9 | 91 | Pete Keevash* |
| 10 | 90 | Andrew Garrard |
| 11 | 80 | James Murray |
| 12 | 76 | Andrew Young |
| 13 | 59 | Chris Goddard |
| 14 | 57 | Christine Wiggins* |
| 15 | 49 | James Hopgood |
| 16 | 48 | Peter Corbett |
| 17 | 40 | Anthony Horton |
| 18 | 39 | Antony Proietti |
| 19 | 35 | John Haslegrave* |
| 20 | 32 | Jessica Babbage |
| 21 | 17 | Tim Winchcomb |
| 22 | 14 | Sarah Brown |
| 23 | 0 | Kristina Rällsjö |
*Pete, Christine and John were added to the list belatedly. I'll drink a fine, as can anyone else who voted without noticing.